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I have become completely obsessed with ninjas...I wouldn't think twice about it if I was still in grade school but, sadly, I am quite a bit older than that. It is really turning into quite a problem. Rather than looking for full time employment as I should be doing, I find myself day dreaming about ninjas and how totally sweet it would be if I had ninja powers. I wouldn't even need a job, I could just flip out, chop some heads off and make a career of it. I'm sure that there are some fancy rich people out there that would love to have a personal ninja working for them...I just need to find them...oh yes, and I would also have to get some ninja skills as well. I haven't been able to find any ninja schools though...I do have a few ninja throwing stars however. Don't really know how to use them effectively though. Dammit.
The one (good?) thing I have been able to learn during my ninja hunt is that I am not the only one out there that has an unhealthy obssession with ninjas. These guys are even more hopeless than I am but, I have to give it up to them, they have some totally sweet movie ideas...heck, if I had the cash I would make it my mission to produce these films. Hmmmm...maybe they know where I can work on my ninja skills...or maybe I'll just get back to looking for a traditional job...

Late last night, while looking for a snack, I happened to look out of my window and I noticed a shadowy figure hopping from rooftop to rooftop. Just as I was about to turn away and bite into a rice cake, the figure spotted me and threw something in my direction, just missing me. Stuck in the wall, centimeters from my head was a Ninja shuriken engraved with a phone number and a message "Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!" Curious (and hungry) I called the number and 23 minutes later, I noticed my dog had been knocked out and a Ninja was in my kitchen holding a fresh, delicious Ninja Burger. Certainly the most amazing burger I have ever had the honor of tasting. Sadly, having taken an oath of secrecy I cannot give out the phone number to this fine establishment, or my life is forfeit. This link is all I can offer. I hope you are able to contact them...oh, yes, ALWAYS order wasabi with your burger (trust me, they get offended if you don't...).

Hmmm...I just want to run a test post...This is going to get messy, I can tell...